put a bit of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit. splashback eliminated
Wish you were an hour earlier with the fuckin' barbie tip !!!
If you have any bread that has become too dry, microwave it with a cup of water and it'll take in some of the moisture.
For reheating pizza, microwave it a little bit, and then put some aluminum foil around it and then put it in the toaster so it's not soggy at all.
Last edited by Chris Nagel; 09-20-2009 at 02:19 PM.
If you hear a voice within you saying that I am not a painter, then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced.
If your single.Own only two of every dish,silverware,mugs,pots and pans.Thats it.
Always use a catcher while mowing the grass and only edge on windy days.Teach the cat to use the doggy door and shite outside like ol' fido.
Never meet a girl for a date after opening a bag of tripe. Even with excessive washing you can't get that disgusting shit stink off you.
3-Time SADDO PREDICTION COMP CHAMPION.
Dont drink and drive in snowy roads. In the rain is fine but snow is when you just gotta realize how dangerous it is to drink and drive.
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