Wish you were an hour earlier with the fuckin' barbie tip !!!
Wish you were an hour earlier with the fuckin' barbie tip !!!
If you have any bread that has become too dry, microwave it with a cup of water and it'll take in some of the moisture.
For reheating pizza, microwave it a little bit, and then put some aluminum foil around it and then put it in the toaster so it's not soggy at all.
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If you hear a voice within you saying that I am not a painter, then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced.
If your single.Own only two of every dish,silverware,mugs,pots and pans.Thats it.
Always use a catcher while mowing the grass and only edge on windy days.Teach the cat to use the doggy door and shite outside like ol' fido.
Never meet a girl for a date after opening a bag of tripe. Even with excessive washing you can't get that disgusting shit stink off you.
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Got a bar fridge in my bedroom (yea that's right). No booze in it, mostly gatorade, water, orange juice etc, fruit and snacks. We have a laundry shoot just outside my door no one uses. I put a garbage basket at the bottom of it with bag to catch incoming. Barely have to leave my room if I don't want other then to poop.
If ever a girl friend ask you to go shopping with her pretending that it won't take that much time, don't, especially if clothes are involved or not far from the place in question.
put your candles in the freezer before using it, it reduces considerably the dripping of wax and therefore, there is a load less mess to clean once the candle is melted.
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Shower only twice a week which saves time and water...
Don't send your girlfriend out with any more money than you actually want her to spend..
NEVER sit ANYTHING on top of your car while you find your keys... you WILL leave it there..
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Always as in always save your important sh!t onto a stick or a disk and keep it somewhere fireproof.
A mate of mines son just had an open party a few nights ago,had his whole essay of months of work on his computer .someone changed everything on his computer, passwords the whole nine yards, he has to pay someone from Dell 400 bucks to come in and open it up cause the Id and serial number on the tape sticker had been worn off it too.
Stack the dishes and bowls as you wash them, then rinse. This reduces the amount of time you spend rinsing your hands before each time you confirm that the dish / bowl is thoroughly rinsed.
Leave the typing mistakes alone until your done with the page. Most of those errors can be fixed with spell-check faster than the time it takes for your to delete the word and re-type it.
If you have a gathering, serve different cups to people so it is easier to identify their cup and avoid having to clean a new one (assuming you are not using disposables).
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Dont wear underwear when on a date...it juzz makez it dat much faster.Alriite gigidi gigidi goo! haha...
The tin foil idea is a good one and I always use it for whenever I cook something in the oven.
When I was young I always wrote my essays and papers out by hand and then used a computer to type them up at the end. I now write directly onto the computer. It makes life much easier and I can keep track of quotes and shit far more efficiently.
I'm also a bit of a sad case in that I make a little list of things to do and then through the day I try to ensure that I do what I set out to do. Sometimes this fails miserably, but on the whole it does ensure that I do what I intended to do and don't forget huge swathes of things. My wife thinks that this is a bit weird, but I quite like it. It works for me.
No doubt.Have always been a fan of living single,might be way to territorial for marriage.But I was engaged twice early on after school and think I sub consciously sabotaged the relationships.
Crazy thing,knew 5 buds who went through and made the jump.All the power to them but three had those divorces you speak of within a couple of years.Very messy.Its just not for everyone.
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