Never meet a girl for a date after opening a bag of tripe. Even with excessive washing you can't get that disgusting shit stink off you.
Never meet a girl for a date after opening a bag of tripe. Even with excessive washing you can't get that disgusting shit stink off you.
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Got a bar fridge in my bedroom (yea that's right). No booze in it, mostly gatorade, water, orange juice etc, fruit and snacks. We have a laundry shoot just outside my door no one uses. I put a garbage basket at the bottom of it with bag to catch incoming. Barely have to leave my room if I don't want other then to poop.
If ever a girl friend ask you to go shopping with her pretending that it won't take that much time, don't, especially if clothes are involved or not far from the place in question.
put your candles in the freezer before using it, it reduces considerably the dripping of wax and therefore, there is a load less mess to clean once the candle is melted.
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Shower only twice a week which saves time and water...
Don't send your girlfriend out with any more money than you actually want her to spend..
NEVER sit ANYTHING on top of your car while you find your keys... you WILL leave it there..
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Man, just reading that bums me out, because that happened to me only one time, but it was the worst to me.
You'll probably laugh at me, because you won't understand my attachment.
But I did that with my softball glove. I few years ago I was leaving my house to go play, and I put it on top, so that I could throw the rest of the stuff in my trunk, I hopped in my car, drove about a mile, and realized what I did. So I stopped my car right on the road, got out and looked, and my heart just sunk into my stomach, and I just got physically ill. I quickly turned around and retraced my path looking for it, and it was gone. I parked my car at home and me and my son walked the entire route 3 times looking for it, and nada. Someone swiped it that quickly. I was sooooooo upset, I started crying and everything.
My older brother gave me that glove for my birthday when I was in my early teens, and he's the one that got me into sports, he taught me everything, and that glove had been through so many games, and had so many memories wrapped up in it, that I just couldn't believe that it was gone.![]()
Always as in always save your important sh!t onto a stick or a disk and keep it somewhere fireproof.
A mate of mines son just had an open party a few nights ago,had his whole essay of months of work on his computer .someone changed everything on his computer, passwords the whole nine yards, he has to pay someone from Dell 400 bucks to come in and open it up cause the Id and serial number on the tape sticker had been worn off it too.
I lost countless priceless pictures and Cds once... now I: have a nice Iomega external HD shock proof and it is one of the best investment I have ever done. For 100 and something bucks, everything is now safe even if a clown decide to drop inadvertently coffee over my computer.
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