Classic Saddo jokes.

[OumaFan]

I didn't read this here...

A priest is checking into a motel and as he's about to leave to go find his room he turns around and says to the receptionist "by the way the porn channel is disabled right?" and the receptionist looks up and goes "no its just regular porn"

[amat]

fucking VD, haha you idiot. My friends used to call my only Jewish friend Oven, I was always worried I would get expelled if someone heard me saying that in school.

[Scrap]

Took the Wife out last night, One Punch

[Violent Demise]

fucking VD, haha you idiot. My friends used to call my only Jewish friend Oven, I was always worried I would get expelled if someone heard me saying that in school.

Yeah I knew a couple of jew brothers. We called one half-baked. The other one well done.

[Master]

WOMENS PERSONAL ADS
40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

Men's Personal Ads
40-ish - 52 but looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic - Sits on the couch all day and watches sports
Average looking - Ugly
Average weight - Used to weigh 300lb, now weighs 297lb
Educated - Will always correct you and treat you like a retard
Free spirit - Likely to cheat, maybe with a family member
Friendship first - Wants to check your not too ugly first
Fun - Good with a remote and a six pack
Good Looking - Big headed
Honest - A good liar
Huggable - Overweight and enough body hair to resemble a teddy bear
Like to cuddle - Insecure
Polite - Says excuse me when he lets one rip
Open-minded - Will start dating your sister if she's better looking than you
Physically fit - Spends a lot of time admiring himself in the mirror
Religious - Went to church with his grandmother once when he was young Committed - Occasional stalker, but never arrested
Thoughtful - Says "Please" when demanding a beer
Adventurous - Slept with everyone