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    Default Re: Classic Saddo jokes.

    fucking VD, haha you idiot. My friends used to call my only Jewish friend Oven, I was always worried I would get expelled if someone heard me saying that in school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amat View Post
    fucking VD, haha you idiot. My friends used to call my only Jewish friend Oven, I was always worried I would get expelled if someone heard me saying that in school.
    Yeah I knew a couple of jew brothers. We called one half-baked. The other one well done.

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