112 year old Somali man weds 17 year old girl

[HattonTheHammer]

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
We’ll kick your ass
And rape your lass
Somalian pirates we
So with a yo ho ho
And with a yee hee hee
We take to the African sea
We’ll brave the squalls
And bust your balls
Somalian pirates we


We left our homes and we left our mothers
To go on a pillaging spree
We’ll cut off your ears
And break your toes
And make you drink our pee
And if you sail into our waters
You best hear this decree
We’ll take your boat
Set your ass afloat
Somalian pirates we

With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)
And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)
We’ll shoot you in the face with glee
Then we’ll cut off your cock
And feed it to a croc
Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we

[Kirkland Laing]

Somehow I don't think he's 112. Maybe 80 or 90. It's really hard to tell with Somalians, it's a very hard life and they age fast. Here's a Somalian woman celebrating her 21st birthday :

[Kirkland Laing]

Here's his 17 year old bride :

[Andre]

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
We’ll kick your ass
And rape your lass
Somalian pirates we
So with a yo ho ho
And with a yee hee hee
We take to the African sea
We’ll brave the squalls
And bust your balls
Somalian pirates we


We left our homes and we left our mothers
To go on a pillaging spree
We’ll cut off your ears
And break your toes
And make you drink our pee
And if you sail into our waters
You best hear this decree
We’ll take your boat
Set your ass afloat
Somalian pirates we

With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)
And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)
We’ll shoot you in the face with glee
Then we’ll cut off your cock
And feed it to a croc
Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we

Somalian Pirates singing he he he

dealing in nothing but poo and wee.

They aint got sh!t on ol spounge pants.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Whos evil and slimey and pourus is he?



Chourus: "spounge Bob square pants. " spounge Bob square pants".


call em selves fuking pirates ,how dim


one shot through the bottom, see if they swim


write it in yer cabins log book


( MR crab finishes em with a left hook.)

[Wayne]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Ew. But more power to him.