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When you stay up late after your missus will go to bed and you can watch porn, the first thing you notice is how comfy the bed looks in the "film"
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This is either a sign that I'm getting old, or just stupider...
my girlfriend last week: I bought you some Presents today
me: Oooh, let me see them...
Girlfriend: no! they're not for now!
me: oh, Christmas shopping already
Girlfriend: ...it's your birthday next week
I will be 23, but a few things do apply:
half of the girls I went to school with are pushing prams
9 times out of 10 MTV pisses me off, full of talentless, attention seeking brats on 'reality' (yeah right...) TV shows
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When your knees make a loud popping noise every time you move them...
Not being able to get shitfaced and then be up bright and early the day after without any issues
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When people handing out flyer's on Friday night to everyone as they pass by except you.![]()
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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When you are asked what your dream car would be and all you can come up with is an electric environmentally friendly car.![]()
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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