Signs that you are getting older

[Howlin Mad Missy]

This is either a sign that I'm getting old, or just stupider...

my girlfriend last week: I bought you some Presents today
me: Oooh, let me see them...
Girlfriend: no! they're not for now!
me: oh, Christmas shopping already
Girlfriend: ...it's your birthday next week

I will be 23, but a few things do apply:

half of the girls I went to school with are pushing prams

9 times out of 10 MTV pisses me off, full of talentless, attention seeking brats on 'reality' (yeah right...) TV shows

the girls at my school were already pushing prams before they left. dozy cows.