Sports personaility ten on the shortlist

[BIG H]

drunk were you?

Nah was sober and in my car. Saw him go past in his huge Phil 'The Power' Taylor van that he drives He parked infront of me and went into the chippy, so I went in and gave it the old 'Alright Phil, what you up to bla bla bla'

[Fenster]

Taylor is a seriously cringeworthy fucker no doubt. I can't watch his victory speeches and what not.. he must be the worlds number one name dropper - "my mate" Robbie Williams, Ronnie O Sullivan, Ricky Hatton etc.. please

[ono]

Taylor is a seriously cringeworthy fucker no doubt. I can't watch his victory speeches and what not.. he must be the worlds number one name dropper - "my mate" Robbie Williams, Ronnie O Sullivan, Ricky Hatton etc.. please

I hate anybody who refers to themselves in the 3rd person.

Hatton is the biggest culprit.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

don't they have any idea how stupid they sound?

[Fenster]

Taylor is a seriously cringeworthy fucker no doubt. I can't watch his victory speeches and what not.. he must be the worlds number one name dropper - "my mate" Robbie Williams, Ronnie O Sullivan, Ricky Hatton etc.. please

I hate anybody who refers to themselves in the 3rd person.

Hatton is the biggest culprit.

Fenster can't stand that either.

[Kirkland Laing]

went into the chippy

Another finely-tuned British sportsman. Taylor is funny as fuck when he's getting interviewed and talking about how you've got to be fit to be a dart player, how it's all changed and you've got to go to the gym and so on. I mean look in the mirror mate. You're a great big fat bastard wearing a shirt the size of a circus tent and you're always talking about how much exercise you do. He's a sitting duck for some comedian out there.

And this award is shite anyway. None of them have any trace of personality at all. Ryan Giggs should win it, hopefully all the United fans vote en masse, he's actually had a career worth awarding something for.