whats the worst thing youve ever done to someone??

[Memphis]

Threesome, woke up, shaved a perfect diamond into the back of the head of a girl, down to the skin, dropped her straight at work the next day and didnt say anything.

Decided it was too cold to walk home from town once, decided to row, stole a boat from the docks, rowed home, then sank it, almost drowning my partner in crime in the process.

Not proud of either but still funny

[Howlin Mad Missy]

It's like My Name is Earl

[AdamGB]

Done a handful of stuff, nothing too bad... I used to torture my teachers on a regular basis.

I once swapped the felt ink thing inside the teachers white board marker for a permanant marker... done that trick a few times... it's not to bad except they wrote on one of those posh touch screen ones that cost a few grand... :-/

I used to do shit like getting the whole entire class to clap/cough constantly everytime they tried to speak, or if they walked to the back of the room I'd tell everybody to shuffle their desks along so they couldn't get back to the front...

Managed to empy a whole entire box of dictionarys out of the teachers cuboard and through a 2nd story window with out the teacher noticing, hada nice little suuply chain going on...

Jumped out of a window to avoid detention too...

I'm a boring fart now, don't try and do anything that I wouldn't want happening ot myself nowdays so all I've really got in terms of 'worst things' is shit I did at school.

[AdamGB]

Actually probably the shitty kegs I threw at a resturaunt.... but those fuckers had it coming (I posted the story a while back!)

[HattonTheHammer]

Threesome, woke up, shaved a perfect diamond into the back of the head of a girl, down to the skin, dropped her straight at work the next day and didnt say anything.

Decided it was too cold to walk home from town once, decided to row, stole a boat from the docks, rowed home, then sank it, almost drowning my partner in crime in the process.

Not proud of either but still funny

Drunken night out in london 2 years back at a good 3am in the morning me and a friend came across a destraught asian girl with no shoes outside of a pub balling her eyes out telling us a very drunken story of how her boyfriend and her had had an argument and that she pretty much had no clue where she lived.

Using our best judgement we stuck her up in the nearest hotel in a one bedroom but decided there and then as it was so late and we were both pretty wasted we`d spend the night on a couple of bunkbeds.

We made sure she was well looked after without the slightest hint of perversion making sure she had a shower and under the name "mum" on her mobile rang her up and informed her she was safe and well till the morning.

Anywho......3am and theres this really cute girl in a double bed and me and my snoring mate on the floor literally side by side next to heat the heater. I hear crying and decide to sit next to her and give her a cuddle, after 10minutes of her crying into my shoulder i suddenly realise her hand is on my member and just as she thanks me for helping her out she bulks under the covers and gives me a very sloppy drunken blowjob. I knew at the time it was wrong to let her continue but temptation got the better of me and after dropping a load in her gob we fell to sleep cuddled up.

About 6months later on another drunken excursion with the same friend he blurted out infront of about 12 of our mates at how why i was asleep he jumped up on the bed to comfort the girl....AND GOT A BLOW JOB

What still kills me to this day is that he claims he got his about an hour before mine and me and her had a good kiss and a cuddle after and more disturbingly BEFORE she went to work on me

[Howlin Mad Missy]

maybe she couldnt access the mini-bar?

[HattonTheHammer]

maybe she couldnt access the mini-bar?

ouch.........

Had she of done her equivelant in my case anyway would of been chomping on a very large toblerone bar

[Howlin Mad Missy]

maybe she couldnt access the mini-bar?

ouch.........

Had she of done her equivelant in my case anyway would of been chomping on a very large toblerone bar

we've all been there, wake up in the night, mouth feels a little dry.....

well as long as its not toblerone shaped

[Spicoli]

Garden hoses down neighbors chimney while he was on vacation about does it,ran overnight.Was earned......directing drunk hillbilly tourists during Mardi Gras at 2 AM that they had to walk through the projects to get to Bourbon street...not a total lie really....went to the bandmembers senior finale celebration tripping balls on blotter and window pane,raided old mans liquor cabinet and fucked their girlfriends damn near in front of them on new sofa,poor kid threatened to club us with trombone and called his girl a 'floozie and whore' hahaha oops