Quote Originally Posted by Memphis View Post
Threesome, woke up, shaved a perfect diamond into the back of the head of a girl, down to the skin, dropped her straight at work the next day and didnt say anything.

Decided it was too cold to walk home from town once, decided to row, stole a boat from the docks, rowed home, then sank it, almost drowning my partner in crime in the process.

Not proud of either but still funny

Drunken night out in london 2 years back at a good 3am in the morning me and a friend came across a destraught asian girl with no shoes outside of a pub balling her eyes out telling us a very drunken story of how her boyfriend and her had had an argument and that she pretty much had no clue where she lived.

Using our best judgement we stuck her up in the nearest hotel in a one bedroom but decided there and then as it was so late and we were both pretty wasted we`d spend the night on a couple of bunkbeds.

We made sure she was well looked after without the slightest hint of perversion making sure she had a shower and under the name "mum" on her mobile rang her up and informed her she was safe and well till the morning.

Anywho......3am and theres this really cute girl in a double bed and me and my snoring mate on the floor literally side by side next to heat the heater. I hear crying and decide to sit next to her and give her a cuddle, after 10minutes of her crying into my shoulder i suddenly realise her hand is on my member and just as she thanks me for helping her out she bulks under the covers and gives me a very sloppy drunken blowjob. I knew at the time it was wrong to let her continue but temptation got the better of me and after dropping a load in her gob we fell to sleep cuddled up.

About 6months later on another drunken excursion with the same friend he blurted out infront of about 12 of our mates at how why i was asleep he jumped up on the bed to comfort the girl....AND GOT A BLOW JOB

What still kills me to this day is that he claims he got his about an hour before mine and me and her had a good kiss and a cuddle after and more disturbingly BEFORE she went to work on me