First prostate examination of my life today,
wasn't that bad, its all over in seconds. What a bugger, I now have to have one at this same time each year from now on ,cause there has been a family history of it.
I said to my doctor,once a year, right on Christmas eh"? Yep,

I said "what so theres no flowers or calls?"

He just laughed and said no Andre, Im a hard b@stard mate.

Now I get to starve my ass for a day and then go and have a blood test.
I hate having blood tests, now I gotta get one a year of them too.