Official Random Thread II

[CFH]

So Im playin FN4 right now online against a buncha randoms. And they be sending me all sorts of mad messages after our fights. Mainly calling me a "pussy" and telling me to "man up asshole". lol

All I gots to say is if ya'll don't want me to keep DQ'ing myself by punching you in the balls repeatedly, then quit kicking my ass so bad.

[Nameless]

I love my own brand of flatulence. LOVE IT. Most wonderful smell in the world.

Any of you who don't love your own are....liars. So don't try to tell me otherwise. liar.

.. Said the farting stalker.


only - 7 degrees today. Not bad.

Heheheheh, it's like 8 degrees here today. Enjoy the Quebec winter Frenchie.

Yeah Luxembourg is a bit cold at the moment, when I think that till last week I could easily go out with only my hoodie

on a random note: Gouda cheese is god.

[CFH]

.. Said the farting stalker.


only - 7 degrees today. Not bad.

Heheheheh, it's like 8 degrees here today. Enjoy the Quebec winter Frenchie.

Yeah Luxembourg is a bit cold at the moment, when I think that till last week I could easily go out with only my hoodie

on a random note: Gouda cheese is god.

Did you know that P4P Luxembourgians (or whatever) are the heaviest drinkers on the planet?

[Nameless]

Heheheheh, it's like 8 degrees here today. Enjoy the Quebec winter Frenchie.

Yeah Luxembourg is a bit cold at the moment, when I think that till last week I could easily go out with only my hoodie

on a random note: Gouda cheese is god.

Did you know that P4P Luxembourgians (or whatever) are the heaviest drinkers on the planet?

Yeah, just behind the Germans, quite incredible actually, the old one especially dangerous, I have an old luxembourgese friend, 61, no matter how hard I try to overdrink him, I always end up broken like an old branch and He's always straight as an arrow with a very coherent speech. Incredible. They make quite good beer here too, not as good as in Belgium but still, very very respectable commercial beers.

[Andre]

First prostate examination of my life today,
wasn't that bad, its all over in seconds. What a bugger, I now have to have one at this same time each year from now on ,cause there has been a family history of it.
I said to my doctor,once a year, right on Christmas eh"? Yep,

I said "what so theres no flowers or calls?"

He just laughed and said no Andre, Im a hard b@stard mate.

Now I get to starve my ass for a day and then go and have a blood test.
I hate having blood tests, now I gotta get one a year of them too.

[Nameless]

First prostate examination of my life today,
wasn't that bad, its all over in seconds. What a bugger, I now have to have one at this same time each year from now on ,cause there has been a family history of it.
I said to my doctor,once a year, right on Christmas eh"? Yep,

I said "what so theres no flowers or calls?"

He just laughed and said no Andre, Im a hard b@stard mate.

Now I get to starve my ass for a day and then go and have a blood test.
I hate having blood tests, now I gotta get one a year of them too.

Admit it, it is just a desperate strategy in hope to stumble over kinky nurses.

[Master]

First prostate examination of my life today,
wasn't that bad, its all over in seconds. What a bugger, I now have to have one at this same time each year from now on ,cause there has been a family history of it.
I said to my doctor,once a year, right on Christmas eh"? Yep,

I said "what so theres no flowers or calls?"

He just laughed and said no Andre, Im a hard b@stard mate.

Now I get to starve my ass for a day and then go and have a blood test.
I hate having blood tests, now I gotta get one a year of them too.

Sorry to hear about that hope they do not find any problems. My dad is going through it and we have no family history of it.

[Andre]

Cheers ,still something is going to get us one day ,I just dont want it happening from the package up :-) , way too slow and Im scared of the treatment I've seen it first hand.

[Andre]

First prostate examination of my life today,
wasn't that bad, its all over in seconds. What a bugger, I now have to have one at this same time each year from now on ,cause there has been a family history of it.
I said to my doctor,once a year, right on Christmas eh"? Yep,

I said "what so theres no flowers or calls?"

He just laughed and said no Andre, Im a hard b@stard mate.

Now I get to starve my ass for a day and then go and have a blood test.
I hate having blood tests, now I gotta get one a year of them too.

Admit it, it is just a desperate strategy in hope to stumble over kinky nurses.

I wish, nice thought there,but no such luck bro.

[Nameless]

Went for a nap, ended up sleeping 5 hours. What a mess

[Andre]

What did Adam say to Eve on the 24th of December?













































































Its Christmas , Eve.

[ryanman]

erm, i don't really have anything to say, but rules are rules....erm, er.

I guess i need a shit. Not desperately, just a bit, i might hold it. But then again i don't want it on my mind while im eating dinner - i'd prefer to be relaxed. Hmm, decisions.

[ryanman]

I did it. It was swift as mine usually are. More of an explosion really.

[Andre]

I did it. It was swift as mine usually are. More of an explosion really.

They were shit details Ryan.

[Kel]

Keep your mouth free of drink for the 1st thirty seconds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxClv...eature=related