Official Random Thread II

[Nameless]

First prostate examination of my life today,
wasn't that bad, its all over in seconds. What a bugger, I now have to have one at this same time each year from now on ,cause there has been a family history of it.
I said to my doctor,once a year, right on Christmas eh"? Yep,

I said "what so theres no flowers or calls?"

He just laughed and said no Andre, Im a hard b@stard mate.

Now I get to starve my ass for a day and then go and have a blood test.
I hate having blood tests, now I gotta get one a year of them too.

Admit it, it is just a desperate strategy in hope to stumble over kinky nurses.

[Andre]

First prostate examination of my life today,
wasn't that bad, its all over in seconds. What a bugger, I now have to have one at this same time each year from now on ,cause there has been a family history of it.
I said to my doctor,once a year, right on Christmas eh"? Yep,

I said "what so theres no flowers or calls?"

He just laughed and said no Andre, Im a hard b@stard mate.

Now I get to starve my ass for a day and then go and have a blood test.
I hate having blood tests, now I gotta get one a year of them too.

Admit it, it is just a desperate strategy in hope to stumble over kinky nurses.

I wish, nice thought there,but no such luck bro.

[Nameless]

Went for a nap, ended up sleeping 5 hours. What a mess

[Andre]

What did Adam say to Eve on the 24th of December?













































































Its Christmas , Eve.

[ryanman]

erm, i don't really have anything to say, but rules are rules....erm, er.

I guess i need a shit. Not desperately, just a bit, i might hold it. But then again i don't want it on my mind while im eating dinner - i'd prefer to be relaxed. Hmm, decisions.

[ryanman]

I did it. It was swift as mine usually are. More of an explosion really.

[Andre]

I did it. It was swift as mine usually are. More of an explosion really.

They were shit details Ryan.