Happy New Year

I'm in the middle of nowhere in a hotel in Alabama (kinda long story), but its a REALLY nice hotel. Shocking really, just out of nowhere on the side of a highway and its got a flat screen tv (not a real nice one but still, its not a Motel 6) and a fucking ottoman chair and wireless internet and there's a gas station right beside it selling Pabst Blue Ribbon in the bottle and I'm fairly lit and I only payed 63 dollars for the room.

I could live here.

Seriously. I assume they come up and clean your room in the morning, I could just leave for a while and walk around the gas station or drive out in the country. And then come back and buy beer and my room is clean and I could sit in my ottoman.

Its a shockingly nice hotel.