Hello fellas, I'm in for the vacation, what's this rumor I hear about 2012.

[El Kabong]

Every 2-3 years they announce the end of the world. To me, it is getting like a routine, they announce it, they retwitch their calendar and we're good for another round. Same old same old. According to 220 Dates for the End of the world!!! Date Setters!, I did survive 89 end of the world till this day. Not bad at all, as a friend of mine said, I think I'll put that in my resume.

.....so now can you understand where I'm coming from with all these false pandemics

Hey maybe the freaking Mayans who lived from 2000 BC to 250 AD thought "Hey we just made this big ass Calendar and it'll last us until 2012 and maybe by then we'll need to make a new one" When I get calendars these days they usually end December 31st of the very year I get them.....OH MY GOD THE WORLD IS GOING TO END THIS DECEMBER 31ST BECAUSE MY CALENDAR RUNS OUT AAAAAAAAAHHHHH.

You can't trust a God damn thing these days