Quote Originally Posted by Saddo View Post
the moral of the story is steer well clear of online relationships... anyone can be anyone they like online and i'd say guys looking for that are usually married, ugly as fuck or just have a shit personality.

Missy get yourself out in the real world to meet people as this really is a bit unhealthy it you are looking for anything to progress past getting online jollies.

if your not carry on

i'm not saying the above too piss you off or to be smart i'm saying it from the heart... your better than that IMO.






P.S what you wearing ?

don't get me wrong. there was plenty wrong but most of the time it was good, very funny and entertaining, just wish I had kept all records of our activities.... so I'm not denying that side of things. But really, missing out on me? I mean you clearly have to have some brain malfunction to pass on that.


We're both well filthy, liked marmite, Foo Fighters and hated Jamie Oliver. What could possibly go wrong with that kind of foundation?


And how could you not find the euphemism for shooting your load - 'a demon in your belly', funny? Cmon now!!! I know you're smiling at that one.