Mayweather to fight Eric Morales in comeback fight!!!

[LEGION]

"I heard..." doesn't sound too convincing. Maybe just another thread to bash Floyd Mayweather I guess.

Just In!!!!

Pacquiao to fight Kelly Pavlik next......at a catchweight of 135 lbs....and no blood or urine tests!!!

And they're fighting at my house!!! I have 20 acres so I will pitch a big tent and it's free of charge!!!

[killersheep]

"I heard..." doesn't sound too convincing. Maybe just another thread to bash Floyd Mayweather I guess.

Just In!!!!

Pacquiao to fight Kelly Pavlik next......at a catchweight of 135 lbs....and no blood or urine tests!!!

And they're fighting at my house!!! I have 20 acres so I will pitch a big tent and it's free of charge!!!

I'm not coming unless there are unicorn rides and soda in the water fountains.

[KananKrus]

Makes perfect sense... will it be in May?

[ElTerribleMorales]

Just In!!!!

Pacquiao to fight Kelly Pavlik next......at a catchweight of 135 lbs....and no blood or urine tests!!!

And they're fighting at my house!!! I have 20 acres so I will pitch a big tent and it's free of charge!!!

I'm not coming unless there are unicorn rides and soda in the water fountains.

actually it's gonna have to be a nacho cheese fountain with 5 different types of cheese and a life size replica of the Millennium Falcon made out of tortilla chips or this event will be anything but decent

[bzkfn]

Can we put this thread in spam please?

[mattboxingfan]

Ye so this made my day lol funny guy!

[Gandalf]

Can we put this thread in spam please?

Yeah, it should go there. As far as joke threads go, it isn't particularly funny.

[CFH]

Just In!!!!

Pacquiao to fight Kelly Pavlik next......at a catchweight of 135 lbs....and no blood or urine tests!!!

And they're fighting at my house!!! I have 20 acres so I will pitch a big tent and it's free of charge!!!

I'm not coming unless there are unicorn rides and soda in the water fountains.

I still wouldn't show up. It's hard to enjoy unicorns and soda pop whist being slowly fed into a woodchipper.

[OumaFan]

Yeah I would go to Legion's for that but I would be like JT Rock at a bar, back to the wall with all the exits mapped out.

[OumaFan]

This would have to happen, who cares about chips

"Top of my head I'd say watching my mother, who just turned 70, blow up the Rudolph and Frosty the Snowman Christmas decorations.

She always fixes up her yard for Christmas with all the b.s. stuff; and does it about a month before Christmas for some reason. Anyways; whoever the a##hole is who made the giant Rudolph and Frosty decs., he put the blow holes on right by where their weenies would be. The decorations are god knows how old and they leak, so my mom is always out giving blow jobs on her knees to them.

It really is funny to stand there and watch her and see the neighbors drive by. Sometimes I will get behind Rudolph and act like I'm butt-fucking him while mum's doing her thang'. It's definately a moment for my dad."


That's still one of my favorite stories ever. I remember the exact thread it came from which is amazing.

[zbolt]

floyd vs the legendary erik morales? what a fight! i know floyd and erik doesn't like each other ever since. what a blood fight

[LEGION]

This would have to happen, who cares about chips

"Top of my head I'd say watching my mother, who just turned 70, blow up the Rudolph and Frosty the Snowman Christmas decorations.

She always fixes up her yard for Christmas with all the b.s. stuff; and does it about a month before Christmas for some reason. Anyways; whoever the a##hole is who made the giant Rudolph and Frosty decs., he put the blow holes on right by where their weenies would be. The decorations are god knows how old and they leak, so my mom is always out giving blow jobs on her knees to them.

It really is funny to stand there and watch her and see the neighbors drive by. Sometimes I will get behind Rudolph and act like I'm butt-fucking him while mum's doing her thang'. It's definately a moment for my dad."


That's still one of my favorite stories ever. I remember the exact thread it came from which is amazing.

That's crazy you brought that into this thread LMMFAO....I could ask her to drop by to show her skills....hey free blow jobs for everyone!!! Who knows the old b#tch might just do it.

[Spicoli]

I have the soda sipping Unicorn via stool retirement over him