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[CFH]

Holy fuck I can't believe I overlooked TM as the US' representative to the Aliens.

Fuck off. He doesn't just belong to the U.S., he belongs to all mankind. He'll be Earth's representative.

[OumaFan]

yeah we've got another 45 minutes.

[CFH]

Who are these guys?

[OumaFan]

we would make it clear he was ours in order to stave off destruction, sorry Canada.

[OumaFan]

oh what the hell, its on, so it was 10 eastern, fuck's sake get it together, now I have to edit my original post again.

[CFH]

we would make it clear he was ours in order to stave off destruction, sorry Canada.

Our national hockey team will be more than adequate in defending our nation.

[OumaFan]

well, two guys just fought, I'm sure it was a spirited encounter

[OumaFan]

Canada can't even beat US! Ha! (getting my gloating in before they buttfuck us Sunday, if we make it )

[CFH]

Canada can't even beat US! Ha! (getting my gloating in before they buttfuck us Sunday, if we make it )

We are going to savage you on Sunday if you get past Finland (and they get past Slovakia).

[OumaFan]

no Bernard Hopkins announcing tonight I guess. Just goofy voice guy.

[CFH]

Hahaha, these guys look like semi-retarded offspring of Lou Diamond Philips and Paulie Malignaggi

[killersheep]

Hahaha you see the announcer putting on make-up?

[OumaFan]

pfft, that would just make it 1-1 and the tiebreaker would be bombs dropped in the last ten years, win.

[CFH]

Peanuts are surprisingly high in fat and calories. I am troubled by this.

[CFH]

pfft, that would just make it 1-1 and the tiebreaker would be bombs dropped in the last ten years, win.

Wrong. The IOC rules clearly state that in the event of a tie the victor is determined by the number of polar bears in each country. Though I guess you could always bomb our polar bears. That would make Jerome Iginla very angry though, I caution you.