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I don't see how Mark TKO is going to deal with my speed, you remember in the first series of Lost where Hurley has to dodge this death trap that french woman put out, he said "Im quiet spry" or some shit, me too.
Im just about to do some training now, Im looking to do 8 to 10 pressups, 3 or 4 sit ups, 2 full 1 minute rounds on the bag (with just a 3 minute rest period between rounds) and then for some fat burning exercises Im going to sit in the sauana and play PSP, while my wife brings me my breakfast, she makes great homemade cheeseburgers and cracking milkprotein shakes.
Im also working on some height enhancement socks to distribute my weight over a larger distance, making me a good 5 foot 6 or so, not that 5 foot 4 isn't a perfectable acceptable height for any real man, such as myself. It will also stop people calling me, a fat fogle, or fatty potter. Also the camera adds 20 pounds.
5 foot 4 inches and 154 lbs of PURE MAN
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you dosy pair of c*nts
If fantana stands and trades like that he`ll be eating tkos counter shots all night.
I see a hatton-mayweather esque situation....
your going down fantana![]()
one dangerous horrible bloke
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That's the way it is, not the way it ends
Just the one, but I had a salty, non-gay dinner and was retaining water weight. Also the stripes on my shirt gave an illusion of roundness, rathern than egg shaped.
I'm not exactly going to be able to dance around like in my prime, but I have been practising falling over forwards, so if TKO does manage to get me in trouble I will easily fall on him, turning him into a messy pulp in the process. Then we will have an apollo creed, rocky balboa situation on our hands, and I have been practising getting up real fast also, so I think I have all areas covered.
5 foot 4 inches and 154 lbs of PURE MAN
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Brad has just PMd me to say 'nouk reminds him of a young Enzo Macarinelli, only more welsh.
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thats why you will become an old man before my eyes early on
TKO by TKO
Don't bully fat kids - they've got enough on their plate
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