Mark TKO v Fantana - the fight 9 years in the making is finally on....

[Andre]

I don't see how Mark TKO is going to deal with my speed, you remember in the first series of Lost where Hurley has to dodge this death trap that french woman put out, he said "Im quiet spry" or some shit, me too.

Im just about to do some training now, Im looking to do 8 to 10 pressups, 3 or 4 sit ups, 2 full 1 minute rounds on the bag (with just a 3 minute rest period between rounds) and then for some fat burning exercises Im going to sit in the sauana and play PSP, while my wife brings me my breakfast, she makes great homemade cheeseburgers and cracking milkprotein shakes.

Im also working on some height enhancement socks to distribute my weight over a larger distance, making me a good 5 foot 6 or so, not that 5 foot 4 isn't a perfectable acceptable height for any real man, such as myself. It will also stop people calling me, a fat fogle, or fatty potter. Also the camera adds 20 pounds.

Just how many cameras are on you?

Just the one, but I had a salty, non-gay dinner and was retaining water weight. Also the stripes on my shirt gave an illusion of roundness, rathern than egg shaped.

you dosy pair of c*nts

If fantana stands and trades like that he`ll be eating tkos counter shots all night.

I see a hatton-mayweather esque situation....



your going down fantana

I'm not exactly going to be able to dance around like in my prime, but I have been practising falling over forwards, so if TKO does manage to get me in trouble I will easily fall on him, turning him into a messy pulp in the process. Then we will have an apollo creed, rocky balboa situation on our hands, and I have been practising getting up real fast also, so I think I have all areas covered.

You forgot to mention your astounding Welsh ability to be able to Cry like a biatch sing your way out of any troubles.

My moneys always on you bro, two green houses and red hotel.