Songs you've thought the words were different then they actually are

[Douglas]

White Snake- Here I go again - "Going down the only road I've ever known... Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne..."

Snow- Informer- "I'll lick your bum bum now."

Creedence Clearwater Revival-Bad moon on the rise- "There's a bathroom on the right..."

Blinded By The Light, wound up like a douche in the middle of the night...

[Andre]

Remember Cheech and chong The shorter one was wallking down the street singing "dah dah da da dah my scrotum"
in place of my sharoma.