Ok two questions, one a repeat as you ignored poor Jim.

1) What THE FUCK is a netbook? Is a small laptop without a dvd-rom or something? Does it have an internal mechanical harddrive or is sd cards or solid storage?

2) Do they do anything better than the new Apple iPad? iPad's are not in the UK yet and I'm not sure how much they cost, but they look fooking amazing imo, very sexy little gadget and I will probably look into getting one in a year or so.