Just another one of Wacko's Drunken Round by Rounds Brock vs Ibragimov

[superheavyrhun]

this thread has turned absolutely bonkers

To be honest, whoever lives in the flat above must think i'm an absolute loon, as i've been laughing out loud for about 10 minutes reading all the crazy stuf going up, and everyone finding worse things each time.

When I look at it in the morning, when dawn seems like a distant memory instead of something that is happening now, I'm sure it won't even be remotely humourous.

[1st rd ko]

Calvin Brock (28 wins with 22 ko's) vs Timor Ibragimov (21 wins with 13 ko's & 1 draw) Round 11: Clench to start the round. Ibrag tees off & misses. Right hand connects for Brock. Left & then a right on the ropes for Brockl. Exchange with nothing on it. Both men pawing with the jab. Right hand by Ibrag. Down goes Brock on a slip or a foot step or some S***. Time called? RIght & then a left by Brock. Clench. Body shot by Ibrag. Ibrag warned agian for pulling Brocks head down. Ibrag slings Brock to the canvas. Brock still in control...got up & popped him one...he's still calm.

gonna be a draw........................

[superheavyrhun]

Much as that is a pleasant image, I used to associate the word clench with fist...clenching a fist. But thenagain, I haven't used it since I left primary school, but that's what I remember.

And it must be a rather messy ring (uhuhuhuhh) out there by now

CAN WE BAN THIS USER PLEASE? HE'S DEPRAVED, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT HE WILL BE COMING UP WITH SICK WAYS TO KILL 5 YEAR OLD KIDS.


DEVIANT.

I feel this judgement is somewhat harsh.

[1st rd ko]

this thread has turned absolutely bonkers

To be honest, whoever lives in the flat above must think i'm an absolute loon, as i've been laughing out loud for about 10 minutes reading all the crazy stuf going up, and everyone finding worse things each time.

When I look at it in the morning, when dawn seems like a distant memory instead of something that is happening now, I'm sure it won't even be remotely humourous.

you must be a loon! why else would you be reading this insanity?

[Kev]

this thread has turned absolutely bonkers

To be honest, whoever lives in the flat above must think i'm an absolute loon, as i've been laughing out loud for about 10 minutes.....crazy stuf going up.......finding worse things each time.

When I look at it in the morning, when dawn seems like a distant memory instead of something that is happening now, I'm sure it won't even be remotely humourous.

Trust me when you log in, in the morning you will have been banned. FILTHY SWINE!!!!

[Wacko3205]

Calvin Brock (28 wins with 22 ko's) vs Timor Ibragimov (21 wins with 13 ko's & 1 draw) Round 12: Brock jabs. I think that Brock has done just fine. Brock slugs it out as IBrag comes in. Nothing boring about htis fight IWO. Double jab & gtehn an overhand right. Right hand by Brock. Right hand agian from Brock. Body shots by Brock. Clench. Body shots & then an upper shot...missed it...but heard it. Brock backs IBrag up & nails him with that right agian. Body shots & they trade in the corner. Both men landed but Brock got the better of it. Big right hand by Brock. CLench. Break. Brock nails him with a huge right hand & Ibrag is hurt. Brock held up his hands & Ibrag nailed him & Brock punched him & then held up his hands again to let him hit him once more...

I liked it.

Sorry people...Brock is fun to watch.

[superheavyrhun]

this thread has turned absolutely bonkers

To be honest, whoever lives in the flat above must think i'm an absolute loon, as i've been laughing out loud for about 10 minutes reading all the crazy stuf going up, and everyone finding worse things each time.

When I look at it in the morning, when dawn seems like a distant memory instead of something that is happening now, I'm sure it won't even be remotely humourous.

you must be a loon! why else would you be reading this insanity?

It's like watching shopping tv.....i must buy plastic roasting trays to improve my life

[Kev]

Brock slugs it out as IBrag comes in.....I liked it.
Sorry people...Brock is fun to watch.

You should be sorry! getting aroused by Scat porn is just sick

[Wacko3205]

Calvin Brock (28 wins with 22 ko's) vs Timor Ibragimov (21 wins with 13 ko's & 1 draw)

Round 5: Brock anils him again Both fighters touch gloves.

Anals him again? Are you doing this on purpose?

I'm drunk bitch! Heh heh heh.

9 outta 10 odds we bust into bilbo's room & find a stack of gay nudy magz!

[yoitsdan]

That was a complete stinker, damn calvin i didn't know u got titties.

[HµM®fi3nd]

Calvin Brock (28 wins with 22 ko's) vs Timor Ibragimov (21 wins with 13 ko's & 1 draw) Round 12: Brock jabs. I think that Brock has done just fine. Brock slugs it out as IBrag comes in. Nothing boring about htis fight IWO. Double jab & gtehn an overhand right. Right hand by Brock. Right hand agian from Brock. Body shots by Brock. Clench. Body shots & then an upper shot...missed it...but heard it. Brock backs IBrag up & nails him with that right agian. Body shots & they trade in the corner. Both men landed but Brock got the better of it. Big right hand by Brock. CLench. Break. Brock nails him with a huge right hand & Ibrag is hurt. Brock held up his hands & Ibrag nailed him & Brock punched him & then held up his hands again to let him hit him once more...

I liked it.

Sorry people...Brock is fun to watch.

Agreed...
Nice one for the tapdancing banker, but wished there was a little more speed on those heavyweight gloves. Sweet win for Brock

[superheavyrhun]

this thread has turned absolutely bonkers

To be honest, whoever lives in the flat above must think i'm an absolute loon, as i've been laughing out loud for about 10 minutes.....crazy stuf going up.......finding worse things each time.

When I look at it in the morning, when dawn seems like a distant memory instead of something that is happening now, I'm sure it won't even be remotely humourous.

Trust me when you log in, in the morning you will have been banned. FILTHY SWINE!!!!

While I do hope you're not being serious, just in case you're my 15-year-old nephew and don't get it, it wasn't me who introduced fisting to this whole affair. Someone else drew it from my post, which while does suggest it, was not intentional, as I didn't realise the innuendo was there. And i'm done.

Oh yeah, not to mention the fistic arts.

[Kev]

That was a complete stinker, damn calvin i didn't know u got titties.

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT STUNK!!!!

Just hope they give the ring a damn good hosing down afterwards. :sick:

[Wacko3205]

What's the standard amount of alcohol required to achieve the perfect drunk-but-still-lucid enough-to-watch-boxing-and-type mode wacko?

Two shots of tequillia

Two to three glasses of LIIT

That gets the DRBR in full effect!

[Gandalf]

Seems Brock did a good job....I'd like to see him get a shot at one of the belts before the year is out...