Just another one of Wacko's Drunken Round by Rounds Brock vs Ibragimov

[superheavyrhun]

What's the standard amount of alcohol required to achieve the perfect drunk-but-still-lucid enough-to-watch-boxing-and-type mode wacko?

Two shots of tequillia

Two to three glasses of LIIT

That gets the DRBR in full effect!

Yikes, since i finished being a student, all i have to do is smell spirits and i'm throwing beermats at my mates and vomiting in the corner....I'll stick with my white wine spritzer

this thread has turned absolutely bonkers

To be honest, whoever lives in the flat above must think i'm an absolute loon, as i've been laughing out loud for about 10 minutes.....crazy stuf going up.......finding worse things each time.

When I look at it in the morning, when dawn seems like a distant memory instead of something that is happening now, I'm sure it won't even be remotely humourous.

Trust me when you log in, in the morning you will have been banned. FILTHY SWINE!!!!

While I do hope you're not being serious, just in case you're my 15-year-old nephew and don't get it, it wasn't me who introduced fisting to this whole affair. Someone else drew it from my post, which while does suggest it, was not intentional, as I didn't realise the innuendo was there. And i'm done.

Oh yeah, not to mention the fistic arts.

Don't worry I'm just messing. I think I've gone to the bad place tonight

Some of my work does involve speaking to quite a few teenagers, so I have gotten used to understanding the mind of the lowest common denominator