Amir Khan sending nude text messages.

[JazMerkin]

If I had that pic and his torso one, I would just pass them on as mine and double my success rate.

You might need a bit of a tan first mate

I will photoshop them first of course, add a bit of zombie pale effect. I'm no idiot Jaz.

Just checking, might also be an issue if you're not circumsized, although I wouldn't put it past you to get the chop just to guarantee a shag.