Worst kiss of your life??

[Howlin Mad Missy]

Haha I hear that... Heard all those lines and it's just lame.... Man when their is a pussy in my face it's a pleasure to munch that thing up.... A girl can only be so lucky to to have a dick to suck.. To act like it is beneath them or it's "eww" it's like, go join a nunnery...

"Ahhh my mouth is sore, can I stop now"... fuck why did you even bother starting then... It's a big turn off if a girl isn't in to giving a blow job.... Especially when other girls act as if sucking your dick is the only thing that will keep them alive...

God bless them..

See, it's your OWN fault for picking these women

[Dizaster]

See, it's your OWN fault for picking these women

To be fair, they don't really announce, "hey, i'm hot and will get incredibly horny in your presence, but I have little interest in putting your penis anywhere near my mouth"....

Those girls should be issued free t-shirts..

[Howlin Mad Missy]

To be fair, they don't really announce, "hey, i'm hot and will get incredibly horny in your presence, but I have little interest in putting your penis anywhere near my mouth"....

Those girls should be issued free t-shirts..

just your penis or everyone's?

for what it's worth...it's part of the course innit? quid pro quo and all that.. As long as your clean and we're not going to choke on ball hair.

[Nameless]

There is really a couple of epic answers over here, I woke up grumpy but now I had my good 5 minutes of intensive laugh. Though I did stumble upon kissers that weren't stellar so to speak, I had nothing compared to those who ha the impression to stuck their tongue into a pit sand or feeling like their mouth was being raped by a Chthulu's tentacles attack.

[Youngblood]

My great grand mother put her tongue in my ear on her death bed. She's french and always kissed me on the cheek or by the ear, but was a bit confused in the end. To this day I can't stand when a chic goes there. Freaks me the hell out.

[Nameless]

My great grand mother put her tongue in my ear on her death bed. She's french and always kissed me on the cheek or by the ear, but was a bit confused in the end. To this day I can't stand when a chic goes there. Freaks me the hell out.

*note to others* French Canadian do not normally stick their tongues in other peoples ear, it is not common, we're not dangerous ear forking aliens.

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

My great grand mother put her tongue in my ear on her death bed. She's french and always kissed me on the cheek or by the ear, but was a bit confused in the end. To this day I can't stand when a chic goes there. Freaks me the hell out.

*note to others* French Canadian do not normally stick their tongues in other peoples ear, it is not common, we're not dangerous ear forking aliens.

Hahahahaha!!!!

Asterixing someone else's quote. Classic.