The New Girl

[Howlin Mad Missy]

No wonder we don't get girls staying around here....

Come on guys we gotta ease these girls into the insanity here so by the time they see the underbelly of this place, it's to late,,, and i've already got a good PM routine going with them towards starting a sexual relationship...

You gotta warm the kettle before cooking the meat... You guys are just trying to eat the sh!t raw...

If it's as smooth as the facebook saga this should be entertaining.

[Dizaster]

No wonder we don't get girls staying around here....

Come on guys we gotta ease these girls into the insanity here so by the time they see the underbelly of this place, it's to late,,, and i've already got a good PM routine going with them towards starting a sexual relationship...

You gotta warm the kettle before cooking the meat... You guys are just trying to eat the sh!t raw...

If it's as smooth as the facebook saga this should be entertaining.

The sick part is I would still trust Bilbo to handle my female relations....
I guess I look at it this way... If I play it my way, I never even speak to the girl..

Bilbo's way.... I get laid.... Or get arrested... 50/50 are better odd's than 0/0..

But alas, the usual Neanderthals scared another girl off... I'm going to suggest to Saddo a list of members who automatically get a temporarily 2 month ban whenever a girl joins here...

That should give some of us smoother members a chance to sell the ladies on this place..