Worst kiss of your life??

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

My great grand mother put her tongue in my ear on her death bed. She's french and always kissed me on the cheek or by the ear, but was a bit confused in the end. To this day I can't stand when a chic goes there. Freaks me the hell out.

*note to others* French Canadian do not normally stick their tongues in other peoples ear, it is not common, we're not dangerous ear forking aliens.

Hahahahaha!!!!

Asterixing someone else's quote. Classic.