Is Amir Khan sharking on twitter

[Kev]

haha this is great!

Do you remember a couple years ago when Ono joined a Christian forum and asked them loads of stupid questions about God and whether he could beat Satan in a fight?

It was great, and should have been continued.

Anyway, I am pleading with Ono here, PLEASE PLEASE create a fake girl profile on Twitter and start to chat up Amir Khan. It would be the stuff of forum greatness

If you could get Amir to send pictures of his weiner to your mobile phone it would be sooooooooo funny and make you hands down the greatest poster ever on this site.

I think Ono NEEDS to accept this challenge.

If successful, we could move on to other celebrities this could be legendary. Think about it!

[WelshDevilRob]

He's just said in a recent interview that he's a Virgin. Maybe he's frustrated.

[Kev]

He's just said in a recent interview that he's a Virgin. Maybe he's frustrated.

Sorry, a 23 year old lad admitting to being a virgin? Even ICB would hold his head in shame at that

[Gandalf]

Amir Khan is nothing but a Bilbo wannabe.

[Gandalf]

And I agree, Ono should set him up. It could be very funny.

[ICB]

He's just said in a recent interview that he's a Virgin. Maybe he's frustrated.

Sorry, a 23 year old lad admitting to being a virgin? Even ICB would hold his head in shame at that

Plus a 23 year old with fame how is that even possible.

[ono]

He's just said in a recent interview that he's a Virgin. Maybe he's frustrated.

Sorry, a 23 year old lad admitting to being a virgin? Even ICB would hold his head in shame at that

Plus a 23 year old with fame how is that even possible.

Look at ICE all enlightened after his escapades at the gym

[ICB]

He's just said in a recent interview that he's a Virgin. Maybe he's frustrated.

Sorry, a 23 year old lad admitting to being a virgin? Even ICB would hold his head in shame at that

Plus a 23 year old with fame how is that even possible.

Look at ICE all enlightened after his escapades at the gym

Mate just cause i don't drink and i disagree with you guys on certain things, doesn't mean im the virgin mary mate. Im a hot blooded male just like the rest, i just think its ridiculous to admit your virgin at 23.

Especially since he has all that fame, and surely he would of sorted out one of those birds by now. Seriously this may sound ridiculous because im totally clueless on this sort thing.

But is it something to do with his religion ? or is he just a complete tit around birds ? i'd say the latter.

[skel1983]

He's just said in a recent interview that he's a Virgin. Maybe he's frustrated.

Sorry, a 23 year old lad admitting to being a virgin? Even ICB would hold his head in shame at that

Plus a 23 year old with fame how is that even possible.

Look at ICE all enlightened after his escapades at the gym

Mate just cause i don't drink and i disagree with you guys on certain things, doesn't mean im the virgin mary mate. Im a hot blooded male just like the rest, i just think its ridiculous to admit your virgin at 23.

Especially since he has all that fame, and surely he would of sorted out one of those birds by now. Seriously this may sound ridiculous because im totally clueless on this sort thing.

But is it something to do with his religion ? or is he just a complete tit around birds ? i'd say the latter.

Hahahaha to be honest, I don't really think it would make a jot of difference if Khan came out with the shakes and started dribbling everytime he had a conversation with a female, the guy is multi millionaire one of the most known sportsmen/celebs in the country and no homo not a bad looking man.

Now the guy is a muslim so by the letter of his religion he should not be getting his willy wet until he gets married, but that doesn't stop a good percentage of the muslim blokes round are way visiting the brass gaff on a weekly basis.


There in not a chance in hell he is a virgin but I suppose after the incident in the NOTW, he has been advised to tone it down and more than likely been advised to try and come across as a devout muslim who is a virgin.

But I saw him on the Juslin Lee Collins show on Channel 5 ( yes I haven't got a fucking clue why i was watching that shower of shite ) and he was asked by a member of the auidience something along the lines of do you abstain from sex the weeks leading upto the fight and if so how hard is it?? Now someone correct me if I am wrong and they saw this but his answer was along the lines of yes he does and gave a specific date say something like 5 weeks before a fight and he didnt find it all that difficult. So once again VIRGIN MY FOOOKING ARSE!!!

[ono]

haha this is great!

Do you remember a couple years ago when Ono joined a Christian forum and asked them loads of stupid questions about God and whether he could beat Satan in a fight?

It was great, and should have been continued.

Anyway, I am pleading with Ono here, PLEASE PLEASE create a fake girl profile on Twitter and start to chat up Amir Khan. It would be the stuff of forum greatness

If you could get Amir to send pictures of his weiner to your mobile phone it would be sooooooooo funny and make you hands down the greatest poster ever on this site.

I think Ono NEEDS to accept this challenge.

If successful, we could move on to other celebrities this could be legendary. Think about it!

Ok i'll do it tonight.

Seen as though you brought me up i will show some nice work i carried out on a Man United forum....

I'm Canary_10 from Valencia, and Man United 'apparently' are about to sign David Silva, when in reality he was going to Man City. (Sorry Skel)


David Silva - Discussion Thread - Manchester United Community (the forum works backwards sometimes so you'll have to watch out for it. You might have to scroll up rather than down, and you might have to click 'previous' instead of 'next - odd forum). Here's the first post...(There's around 10-15 pages).

"Hey guys i'm new Valencia supporter from Alboraya and it was just report on SuperDeporte that Manchester United have make bid for Valencia David Silva. I can copy the report. Also it mention in Radio Nou that later in the night there will be discussion with correspondent from Levante-Emv local who has very strong information. There is problem with Manchester City because of payment which is not economic enough for us and Manchester United make better offer. I can link for radio show and after i will post. Here the article from SuperDeporte. I use online translate as it much quicker for me. Sorry my bad english...."


Bluemoon • View topic - Sorry My Bad English - Silva, the full Rag wind up.

[HattonTheHammer]

some people just never f*cking learn do they?

cant his old dear just buy him a f*cking diary to save him this endless embarrasment?

PS:Keep us updated ono mate on how this goes, this is potential saddo hall of fame shit right here..

[Kev]

haha this is great!

Do you remember a couple years ago when Ono joined a Christian forum and asked them loads of stupid questions about God and whether he could beat Satan in a fight?

It was great, and should have been continued.

Anyway, I am pleading with Ono here, PLEASE PLEASE create a fake girl profile on Twitter and start to chat up Amir Khan. It would be the stuff of forum greatness

If you could get Amir to send pictures of his weiner to your mobile phone it would be sooooooooo funny and make you hands down the greatest poster ever on this site.

I think Ono NEEDS to accept this challenge.

If successful, we could move on to other celebrities this could be legendary. Think about it!

Ok i'll do it tonight.

Seen as though you brought me up i will show some nice work i carried out on a Man United forum....

I'm Canary_10 from Valencia, and Man United 'apparently' are about to sign David Silva, when in reality he was going to Man City. (Sorry Skel)


David Silva - Discussion Thread - Manchester United Community (the forum works backwards sometimes so you'll have to watch out for it. You might have to scroll up rather than down, and you might have to click 'previous' instead of 'next - odd forum). Here's the first post...(There's around 10-15 pages).

"Hey guys i'm new Valencia supporter from Alboraya and it was just report on SuperDeporte that Manchester United have make bid for Valencia David Silva. I can copy the report. Also it mention in Radio Nou that later in the night there will be discussion with correspondent from Levante-Emv local who has very strong information. There is problem with Manchester City because of payment which is not economic enough for us and Manchester United make better offer. I can link for radio show and after i will post. Here the article from SuperDeporte. I use online translate as it much quicker for me. Sorry my bad english...."


Bluemoon • View topic - Sorry My Bad English - Silva, the full Rag wind up.

haha great stuff! I think you should definitely punk Amir Khan!!! Then we can move onto other celebs, oh the fun we could have!

Best make sure we do this in the hidden boards though, don't want you going to prison for a prank

We could take this really far though, just get some webcam girl with loads of photo's and shows and fake webcam him and everything. Of course that might be a bit awkward for you, engaging in a sexchat with Amir and making him arouse himself in front of you but think of the forum bragging rights

[Howlin Mad Missy]

haha this is great!

Do you remember a couple years ago when Ono joined a Christian forum and asked them loads of stupid questions about God and whether he could beat Satan in a fight?

It was great, and should have been continued.

Anyway, I am pleading with Ono here, PLEASE PLEASE create a fake girl profile on Twitter and start to chat up Amir Khan. It would be the stuff of forum greatness

If you could get Amir to send pictures of his weiner to your mobile phone it would be sooooooooo funny and make you hands down the greatest poster ever on this site.

I think Ono NEEDS to accept this challenge.

If successful, we could move on to other celebrities this could be legendary. Think about it!

Ok i'll do it tonight.

Seen as though you brought me up i will show some nice work i carried out on a Man United forum....

I'm Canary_10 from Valencia, and Man United 'apparently' are about to sign David Silva, when in reality he was going to Man City. (Sorry Skel)


David Silva - Discussion Thread - Manchester United Community (the forum works backwards sometimes so you'll have to watch out for it. You might have to scroll up rather than down, and you might have to click 'previous' instead of 'next - odd forum). Here's the first post...(There's around 10-15 pages).

"Hey guys i'm new Valencia supporter from Alboraya and it was just report on SuperDeporte that Manchester United have make bid for Valencia David Silva. I can copy the report. Also it mention in Radio Nou that later in the night there will be discussion with correspondent from Levante-Emv local who has very strong information. There is problem with Manchester City because of payment which is not economic enough for us and Manchester United make better offer. I can link for radio show and after i will post. Here the article from SuperDeporte. I use online translate as it much quicker for me. Sorry my bad english...."


Bluemoon • View topic - Sorry My Bad English - Silva, the full Rag wind up.

haha great stuff! I think you should definitely punk Amir Khan!!! Then we can move onto other celebs, oh the fun we could have!

Best make sure we do this in the hidden boards though, don't want you going to prison for a prank

We could take this really far though, just get some webcam girl with loads of photo's and shows and fake webcam him and everything. Of course that might be a bit awkward for you, engaging in a sexchat with Amir and making him arouse himself in front of you but think of the forum bragging rights

[Master]

If I was in Amir's position I would check out any leads that will mean a shag.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

it has to be a wind up?