Woman dies whilst masturbating

[boxingbantz]

bit embarrassing for the parents though, finding out your daughter popped her clogs while she was tossing her salad

I reckon she was browsing my facebook page at the time

I just can't believe the Daily Mail published the story. Isn't exactly something you want the world knowing.

Imagine finding out though:

"Did you hear about Nicola, she died last night...?"

"Oh no, really - how? Car accident?"

"No.."

"Don't tell me, suicide..."

"No she died flicking her bean. Literally died mid-flick"

*high-five*