I've had enough of this. I'm leaving!

[Gandalf]

I always remember my trips to Brighton, found a brilliant club, music was banging from the outside. Strolled in, but something was a bit odd, couldn't quite put my finger on, then the penny dropped, where were the women?

Was a gay club!

Repeat that a few times in one night, Brighton is full of gay clubs! Never been so scared in my life while trying to go out clubbing!

Haha, yeah Brighton has loads of gay clubs. Didn't go to any mind. I did go for dinner in Manchesters Canal street though and went for a drink in a nearby pub. I was with the wife so all was above board. I don't mind the whole gay thing just as long as they don't touch me.