When I was 11-12 my dad was driving me to football training one night and we saw a bloke who had just done a runner from the looney bin charging down the road in his white dressing gown covered in blood carrying a meat clever.

My Dad at the chapel of rest. His face had shrunken in and he looked just like Monkey from Monkey Magic, I could see my mum wanted to laugh when I let that out but she held it in.

A cat dead in the road, hit by a car. Ive seen all variety of animal dead at the roadside but a cat? That shit doesnt happen to cats. Freaked me out no end.