If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

[boxingbantz]

I have devised a plan to last a round, at least with Pac. All boxers should use this imo:

1min - 1.30 min running around the ring not even attempting to throw.

Finally given warning

1.30 - 2.30 running and throwing occasional shadow boxing jab about 6ft away from him.

Given point deduction.

2.30 - 3 running around doing Ali shuffle in corners and giving it come on gesture to him which make the crowd laugh and makes the referee scared to spoil the fun by DQ me.

THAT is how you survive a round with Pac

swimming makes you hard

Best stay away from the public swimming pools mate, you might find yourself in a spot of bother with the rozzers.