If you stepped into the ring with Manny Pacquiao

[Jimanuel Boogustus]

on a HBO PPV event , right now (you're allowed to warm up) - how long do you think you'd do? Do you think you'd get a few punches in? Last a few rounds? Take him the distance?

Me, personally, I reckon I'd go in windmilling and get knocked the fuck out with a straight left. Brutal knock out. They would probably have to get the medics in to give me oxygen.

How about everyone else?

manny Pacquiao wouldn't fight me because I'd insist on random testing so technically I'd win before the opening bell.

If not i'd win be DQ when he fails the blood test after the fight. HAHA!

Nevermind ay.....

[generalbulldog]

The late Arturo Gatti fucking up a HW regular Joe and Gatti is not even going all out.

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[Snakey]

Snakey Stats

Height: 6'2
Weight: 94 Kilos
Body Type: Muscular
Experience: 8 Yrs of Karate, have trained in boxing, taekwondo, ju jitsu, judo

Expected Result Against Manny Pac: The bell rings and I try to use my reach advantage, then I wake up in the ambulance Or a DQ after i decide hes too fucking powerful and quick so I go for a clinch and start kneeing and elbowing

[KananKrus]

Not without a lead pipe in hand... even then, I wouldn't bet on me, cause I'd still be shittin' in my pants. I wonder how expensive a medical bill would I have, after less than a round with him? Hmmmmm...

[BoxingGorilla]

He wouldn't last more than 12 rounds.

[Nameless]

.. It would only be for a kind of charity event where I wear head gear and where my sponsors agree to give me 1000 bucks per second where I do survive. Probably that after 20 seconds, perhaps 30 if we fight in the largest size of ring available, I put a knee on the canvas to the delight of the cancerous kids who will know that I did get a couple more bucks to help them to find a cure.

[Julius Rain]

Tale of the tape

J.Rain M.Pac
6'0 5'6
195 lbs 147 lbs

Round 1: (00-10 sec)
Rain circling around the ring throwing a jab or two from 5 feet away.

Round 1: (10-30 sec)
Rain trying to keep behind the ref. Pac is not able to throw.

Round 1: (30-31 sec)
Rain unable to keep behind the ref, pac catches him with a left straight and he falls hard a sleep.

[boxingbantz]

Tale of the tape

J.Rain M.Pac
6'0 5'6
195 lbs 147 lbs

Round 1: (00-10 sec)
Rain circling around the ring throwing a jab or two from 5 feet away.

Round 1: (10-30 sec)
Rain trying to keep behind the ref. Pac is not able to throw.

Round 1: (30-31 sec)
Rain unable to keep behind the ref, pac catches him with a left straight and he falls hard a sleep.

Great match report mate. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Looking forward to your next bout.

[skel1983]

Just done 3 laps down the swimming baths someone wrap my hands am ready to go!!

[ono]

I was laughing at ICB before, but actually, i've just done 4 rounds on my heavy-bag followed by something like 300 crunches. I reckon i could definitely hang in there for a few rounds, maybe even buzz him.

[Cressa121]

I come out, throw a pawing jab then wake up in a hospital bed with tubes up my nose. Fight length: 15 seconds

[keypool]

I am 6'0", and 185 lbs. Would try my best to do the Charlie Chaplin technique in this video below.



Ah.. probably couldn't do it as good as Charlie. It depends on how fat and slow the ref would be, or else i will get sparked in 10 seconds flat.

I think we could pick up some pointers from Charlie and perhaps copy his moves haha! We could always ring the bell ourselves to end the round.

Funny video.

[Julius Rain]

Just done 3 laps down the swimming baths someone wrap my hands am ready to go!!

[boxingbantz]

ICB has gone very quiet on this thread.

I think we've pushed him over the edge.

[:::PSL:::]

ICB has gone very quiet on this thread.

I think we've pushed him over the edge.

Have you seen ICB?

Fast forward at 1:30. Check him out...