Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

When you get offended youngsters are swearing in front of your children but you did it all the time when you were younger and wondered why anyone would be offended.

[Master]

When you say the youth of today do not know when they were born.

[generalbulldog]

When you find a few gray hairs in your pubes.

[Kel]

When you notice frown lines on your forehead.

[killersheep]

- Walking into a room and asking "What did I come in here for?"

- Thanking the cashier for asking for your ID.

- Making that "uhhhh" noise when standing up, sitting or laying down.

- Realizing how uncomfortable fashionable things are.

- Wondering why the kids today are so fat, stupid and full of themselves.

- Having advice available for lame stuff like resumes, interviews and retirement planning.

- Being on a first name basis with the grocery store clerks.

[Spicoli]

- Walking into a room and asking "What did I come in here for?"

- Thanking the cashier for asking for your ID.

- Making that "uhhhh" noise when standing up, sitting or laying down.

- Realizing how uncomfortable fashionable things are.

- Wondering why the kids today are so fat, stupid and full of themselves.

- Having advice available for lame stuff like resumes, interviews and retirement planning.

- Being on a first name basis with the grocery store clerks.

I have a bad habit of saying "Hey looks like someones getting a Christmas card this year" when they card me No idea why...always get an odd "Ummmm ok" look in return

[Andre]

Enjoying disengaging from the inane crap and its couriers,
making space to just be.

[skel1983]

- Walking into a room and asking "What did I come in here for?"

- Thanking the cashier for asking for your ID.

- Making that "uhhhh" noise when standing up, sitting or laying down.

- Realizing how uncomfortable fashionable things are.

- Wondering why the kids today are so fat, stupid and full of themselves.

- Having advice available for lame stuff like resumes, interviews and retirement planning.

- Being on a first name basis with the grocery store clerks.

Yes that one I love now feel all young again!