Signs that you are getting older

[generalbulldog]

When you find a few gray hairs in your pubes.

[Kel]

When you notice frown lines on your forehead.

[killersheep]

- Walking into a room and asking "What did I come in here for?"

- Thanking the cashier for asking for your ID.

- Making that "uhhhh" noise when standing up, sitting or laying down.

- Realizing how uncomfortable fashionable things are.

- Wondering why the kids today are so fat, stupid and full of themselves.

- Having advice available for lame stuff like resumes, interviews and retirement planning.

- Being on a first name basis with the grocery store clerks.

[Spicoli]

- Walking into a room and asking "What did I come in here for?"

- Thanking the cashier for asking for your ID.

- Making that "uhhhh" noise when standing up, sitting or laying down.

- Realizing how uncomfortable fashionable things are.

- Wondering why the kids today are so fat, stupid and full of themselves.

- Having advice available for lame stuff like resumes, interviews and retirement planning.

- Being on a first name basis with the grocery store clerks.

I have a bad habit of saying "Hey looks like someones getting a Christmas card this year" when they card me No idea why...always get an odd "Ummmm ok" look in return

[Andre]

Enjoying disengaging from the inane crap and its couriers,
making space to just be.

[BIG H]

Signs that you are getting older = the angle of your erection

When I was 18 it was flat against my stomach, now 90 degress is accepted

[HattonTheHammer]

when asking your mate if he`ll help you clear out the remaining spunk you have left in your belly button from an earlier wank becomes a tad embarrassing

[skel1983]

- Walking into a room and asking "What did I come in here for?"

- Thanking the cashier for asking for your ID.

- Making that "uhhhh" noise when standing up, sitting or laying down.

- Realizing how uncomfortable fashionable things are.

- Wondering why the kids today are so fat, stupid and full of themselves.

- Having advice available for lame stuff like resumes, interviews and retirement planning.

- Being on a first name basis with the grocery store clerks.

Yes that one I love now feel all young again!