When you find a few gray hairs in your pubes.![]()
When you find a few gray hairs in your pubes.![]()
When you notice frown lines on your forehead.
- Walking into a room and asking "What did I come in here for?"
- Thanking the cashier for asking for your ID.
- Making that "uhhhh" noise when standing up, sitting or laying down.
- Realizing how uncomfortable fashionable things are.
- Wondering why the kids today are so fat, stupid and full of themselves.
- Having advice available for lame stuff like resumes, interviews and retirement planning.
- Being on a first name basis with the grocery store clerks.
For every story told that divides us, I believe there are a thousand untold that unite us.
Enjoying disengaging from the inane crap and its couriers,
making space to just be.
Signs that you are getting older = the angle of your erection
When I was 18 it was flat against my stomach, now 90 degress is accepted![]()
God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I'll say it again, God is a concept, By which we can measure, Our pain, I don't believe in magic, I don't believe in I-ching, I don't believe in bible, I don't believe in tarot, I don't believe in Hitler, I don't believe in Jesus, I don't believe in Kennedy, I don't believe in Buddha, I don't believe in mantra, I don't believe in Gita, I don't believe in yoga, I don't believe in kings, I don't believe in Elvis, I don't believe in Zimmerman, I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me!!
when asking your mate if he`ll help you clear out the remaining spunk you have left in your belly button from an earlier wank becomes a tad embarrassing
one dangerous horrible bloke
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