Signs that you are getting older = the angle of your erection
When I was 18 it was flat against my stomach, now 90 degress is accepted
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Signs that you are getting older = the angle of your erection
When I was 18 it was flat against my stomach, now 90 degress is accepted
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when asking your mate if he`ll help you clear out the remaining spunk you have left in your belly button from an earlier wank becomes a tad embarrassing
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When you were young, you were making quite strange requests to your mates for an homophobic....Originally Posted by HattonTheHammer
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When you sit down for a dump and have to take a sharp intake of breath...................as your balls dangle in the water.
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when you not just get hammered by an opponent with the name Daz1994, on PES or FIFA, but when you can't even get the ball off them...........
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When you dont know what predictive text is.
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