Having been around longer than just about everyone of you I always raise a smile when these 'who's got the biggest dick ? ' and 'who would I like to bum ?' threads start. They been cropping up in some guise or other since day one - roughly twice a year.

I don't need anyone to tell me I am a big deal - I know it.

So anyway let's settle it once and for all

Full frontal pictures with head on and you holding today's newspaper. Ok ? No prosthetics.

Who's first ?

Hello ??