Signs that you are getting older

[Andre]

When you dont know what predictive text is.

[Master]

When you dont know what predictive text is.

And I thought Skel gave me a hard time, he is going to crucify you.

[Master]

When your knees start clicking as you get up from your seat.

[killersheep]

When your knees start clicking as you get up from your seat.

I know that one.

[killersheep]

When you are hurt it used to be "I was trying a half casper shove-it flip"

Now when you are hurt it's "I don't know I just got up wrong"

[Andre]

When you are hurt it used to be "I was trying a half casper shove-it flip"

Now when you are hurt it's "I don't know I just got up wrong"

I actually walked out onto our back patio in the wet four weeks ago and everything went into slo motion and my feet were up in the air next to my ears, "This could hurt" is about all I could get in before I hit the deck. Seemed fine, i got up brushed it off,next day carlidge pinch in the right knee. Bastard thing is still there catching me a few times a day . Old =sore= grumpy.

[Nameless]

- When you're choosing your food in function of their solidity/softness

- When people now are looking at you with the evil eye when you go in the same old clubs you used to frequent

- When you consider buying a house close to an hospital just in case

- When you don't remember anymore some people in your graduation journal

- When you stare at the tits of your daughter/boy's friend and realize it's wrong because they are your daughter/son's friend.

[0james0]

When you buy clothes based on how comfortable they feel rather than what they look like.

When you wear clothes that were designed for lounging around the house outdoors!

[Master]

When you buy clothes based on how comfortable they feel rather than what they look like.

When you wear clothes that were designed for lounging around the house outdoors!

You start choosing beige colours too, and your trousers go up to your chest Simon Cowell style.

[pacfan]

Lately, my mind's becoming more empty and empty, in a state of euphoric nothiness - that's why I haven't written much these days. They say it's a sign of dementia. Strange though my senses are as sharp as ever. But well, maybe they're right...