Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

I use to be able to sleep facing down all night when i was younger. Now cannot sleep like that for longer than 5 minutes, can't breath and arm falls a sleep.

[CFH]

I use to be able to sleep facing down all night when i was younger. Now cannot sleep like that for longer than 5 minutes, can't breath and arm falls a sleep.

Clearly you're not drinking enough.

[Spicoli]

When getting layed every 2 to 3 months is enough.....when you turn down stereo with Coup D'etat by the Circle jerks blaring as you pull up next to a cop car

[Andre]

I use to be able to sleep facing down all night when i was younger. Now cannot sleep like that for longer than 5 minutes, can't breath and arm falls a sleep.

Clearly you're not drinking enough.

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Water would fix the circulation problem,

Whiskey would fix the not being able to sleep face down problem.

[Master]

When you have a bad back from sitting not properly. It is true pissed off my body is falling apart.

[Master]

When you start to consider ugly women as being attractive.

[Andre]

Probably mentioned it already, but you just reminded me:

I used to look at Marsha from the Brady bunch and think oh yeah! Now Im looking at her mum thinking the same thing.

[Spicoli]

When you turn down the stereo while trying to find a street address When you have the entire day off and ....take a nap