Welp its turkey day in Canada

[El Kabong]

Is it difficult being so gay so young?

Oh you just have no Thanksgiving spirit CFH. You're not one of those people that thinks it's a racist holiday are you? Because if you are I swear to God I'll drive to whichever part of that God forsaken land you live in and beat you with a rubber hose.


Happy Turkey Day!



You do eat turkey on Canadian Thanksgiving don't you?

[CFH]

Is it difficult being so gay so young?

Oh you just have no Thanksgiving spirit CFH. You're not one of those people that thinks it's a racist holiday are you? Because if you are I swear to God I'll drive to whichever part of that God forsaken land you live in and beat you with a rubber hose.


Happy Turkey Day!



You do eat turkey on Canadian Thanksgiving don't you?

You're a southerner, can't we just duel?

[CFH]

And no, I don't think it's a racist holiday per se, whatever that means, but I do think I would probably view it a bit differently if I was a native. I really like Thanksgiving as far as the major holidays go, but that doesn't mean I'm going to pass up an opportunity to disparage Youngblood's sexuality.

To be honest, I'm not even sure what the origins of Canadian Thanksgiving are. Everyone knows the American story, but I wonder if we just copied you guys (and put it a month earlier to show you how aloof we are) or if there is some more interesting backstory that I'm too lazy to research.