My next door neighbours are counts and we are at war, caught the quiet, shy neighbours (who turned out to be piss heads) shouting random nasty abuse at my niece as she left our house. Niece is 12.

They are very, very close to a beating now. But for the minute it's been a very sly malicious retaliation from me. 2 boxes of crickets went through the letter box at 2am, a few loose screws near their car tyres, dog shit on door step, to name a few!

I just can't let it go, really hate them. They just get pissed and gob off.

But it's a pain in the ass having a war with your neighbour, you see them way too often, far more than you should with an enemy