Who the hell watches crap like The X-factor or Strictly come dancing?

[Conrad]

Pfft, bar humbug.

I love X Factor. With the exception of Come Dine With Me it's the only TV show I actually watch. It's not even a guilty pleasure as I don't feel guilty watching it. Simon Cowell is The Man.

I have absolutely no interest in pop music and would never buy or listen to any of the 'artists' a show like this produces. But imo it makes great tv.