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    Me and the mrs had a blazing row whilst pissed last night. Over nothing too.

    I punched a wall a few times.

    Luckily the row only lasted a couple of hours then we got down to the make up sex!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0james0 View Post
    Me and the mrs had a blazing row whilst pissed last night. Over nothing too.

    I punched a wall a few times.

    Luckily the row only lasted a couple of hours then we got down to the make up sex!
    Best sex is making up sex just behind not seeing each other for a week sex.
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    I love how Miles storming out for a wild night on the town involves looking for strangers to talk politics to

    I had a great vision then of the Korean natives where Miles lives being like meerkats, who despite speaking no English are still terrified of Miles and when one of them sees him coming he immediately springs up and warns the others shouting 'Chomsky Chomsky!!' and the building is quickly evacuated as hundreds of little yellow brown men flee down back alleys and through trapdoors, leaving Miles to arrive at another deserted bar with only a single foreigner for company.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bilbo View Post
    I love how Miles storming out for a wild night on the town involves looking for strangers to talk politics to

    I had a great vision then of the Korean natives where Miles lives being like meerkats, who despite speaking no English are still terrified of Miles and when one of them sees him coming he immediately springs up and warns the others shouting 'Chomsky Chomsky!!' and the building is quickly evacuated as hundreds of little yellow brown men flee down back alleys and through trapdoors, leaving Miles to arrive at another deserted bar with only a single foreigner for company.
    That made me smile. Good stuff.

    The strange thing was that the bartender for some reason asked me what I think of the current president. And so I gave him my honest answer and that led to discussion about previous presidents. Honestly, I would have been happy enough to talk about anything. But if someone is going to give me that kind of platform I am definitely going to indulge them with my honest views.

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    Maybe you should learn the language? You are in Korea for a long time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by No Contest View Post
    Maybe you should learn the language? You are in Korea for a long time?
    Who are you to judge my Korean language proficiency skills? I have a fair grasp of the language and can get around easily enough. I would argue that I am of a lower intermediate level of proficiency. However, that is clearly not enough to debate politics nor explain difficult concepts.

    If I go out for a drink I like to speak in English. Even the Korean friends that I have are practically fluent in English.

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    That is an awesome drinking story miles....did you season your hand at all or just leave it cooked as nature intended?

    My cousin tried the punching of inanimate objects to express his frustration whilst drunk too, unfortunately put his fist through a frosted glass window and had big shards of the stuff dug into his forearm. The amount of blood that was flowing sobered him up pretty quickly, but at least his was still joking with the doctor pulling all the glass out and stitching him up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by No Contest View Post
    Maybe you should learn the language? You are in Korea for a long time?
    Who are you to judge my Korean language proficiency skills? I have a fair grasp of the language and can get around easily enough. I would argue that I am of a lower intermediate level of proficiency. However, that is clearly not enough to debate politics nor explain difficult concepts.

    If I go out for a drink I like to speak in English. Even the Korean friends that I have are practically fluent in English.
    My Korean friends are practicuary fluent in Enguish.
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    Your stories do make me smile, but I now genuinely fear for your health, both mental and physical.

    I could never stay in a violent relationship. It's just not right. It's scary because one day she might punch you square in the face and it might really hurt. Despite never wanting to hit a women, you could do it without thinking and then everything is ruined.

    I've never hit a women and never would, I'm sure you are the same. But everyone has a breaking point before they snap.

    I honestly think that if a relationship gives you more bad times than good and if the balance can't be restored then there is no point carrying on. Other than of course history, but history is done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0james0 View Post
    Me and the mrs had a blazing row whilst pissed last night. Over nothing too.

    I punched a wall a few times.

    Luckily the row only lasted a couple of hours then we got down to the make up sex!
    I did the punching a wall thing a few years back and think I started a thread about it. I have very pretty Calzaghe-esque hands and they damage very easily, so I have quit with doing that.

    I guess you never married a Korean, the row is usually followed by silence for several days. I don't care though, it is her problem. I really don't see how I did anything wrong. She chose the computer, it has always been shit and I would like to watch documentaries. Why is it my fault that the computer cannot handle anything? To hell with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0james0 View Post
    Me and the mrs had a blazing row whilst pissed last night. Over nothing too.

    I punched a wall a few times.

    Luckily the row only lasted a couple of hours then we got down to the make up sex!
    that's exactly what happened to me last weekend.



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    Quote Originally Posted by miron_lang View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 0james0 View Post
    Me and the mrs had a blazing row whilst pissed last night. Over nothing too.

    I punched a wall a few times.

    Luckily the row only lasted a couple of hours then we got down to the make up sex!
    that's exactly what happened to me last weekend.


    you had a row with and then shagged 0james0 Mrs? You cunt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Memphis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by miron_lang View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 0james0 View Post
    Me and the mrs had a blazing row whilst pissed last night. Over nothing too.

    I punched a wall a few times.

    Luckily the row only lasted a couple of hours then we got down to the make up sex!
    that's exactly what happened to me last weekend.


    you had a row with and then shagged 0james0 Mrs? You cunt!
    LOL

    Our office had a party and i told her i wont go but i need to drop by to give my christmas gift. I was home at 8pm and she wont talk to me. I hit a small appliance getting a couple of wounds in the process, That put some sense back into her and we fuck for more than an hour

    I was truly motivated and she came at least 6 times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miron_lang View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Memphis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by miron_lang View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 0james0 View Post
    Me and the mrs had a blazing row whilst pissed last night. Over nothing too.

    I punched a wall a few times.

    Luckily the row only lasted a couple of hours then we got down to the make up sex!
    that's exactly what happened to me last weekend.


    you had a row with and then shagged 0james0 Mrs? You cunt!
    LOL

    Our office had a party and i told her i wont go but i need to drop by to give my christmas gift. I was home at 8pm and she wont talk to me. I hit a small appliance getting a couple of wounds in the process, That put some sense back into her and we fuck for more than an hour

    I was truly motivated and she came at least 6 times.
    Missed that one!

    You did what to my Mrs

    Mine was also at my office xmas party, I was pretty smashed, she wasn't sober either. She was whinging about me talking too much to ladies of my office, I went off on one a little. She stormed out, I got even more drunk.

    Came back, made up and then came again!

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