Weird things other people (in other countries) say

[Ghost]

Gaday knackers, howzit goin?



Har ya old cunt, how ya going!


Hot enough for ya?

Fuckin oath.

Ozzie like to talk in Cockney rhyming slang.....

[Andre]

Gaday knackers, howzit goin?



Har ya old cunt, how ya going!


Hot enough for ya?

Fuckin oath.

Ozzie like to talk in Cockney rhyming slang.....

To be honest not a lot, you dont hear it a great deal.

Im not sure we even have an accent I think its how people sound when they are so slack they just blurt shit out with no accent at all just straight talking.

We dont say chuck another shrimp on the barbie either

Dont even call em shrimps out here they are prawns.

the movies and adverts portray us doing and saying stuff we just couldnt be fuked doing or saying I think our laziness is reflected in our approach to the English language.

Ah Fa fuks sake!

aww fair go.

whos this Cock head think he is?

< You all hear them a fair bit.

[Memphis]

We dont say chuck another shrimp on the barbie either

Say it aint so

I think its dying out a bit but in my home town there it seems used to be a completely different language in use. Mind would find itself inserted into sentances for no particular reason to add emphisis.

"Dont fuck with I mind" (I = me in Bristol/West country)

Cyllibals are dropped from lots of words, exstension lead becomes stension, remote becomes mote etc.

Strange words that would mean nothing to anyone else anywhere..

ass'nt - Havent you ( You spilt my pint ass'nt)
Cass'nt - Cant you (Deece cass'nt do that)
Bis'nt - I think this means aren't you (deece on the dole bis'nt)
Deece - You /you will (Deece get my fist - a favourite of my dad. Never followed through with it mind on account of me and my brothers all outgrowing him by the time we were about 10)

Im sure there are more but I dont know them. We also stick L's into and on the end of words for no apparent reason. Idea becomes Ideal, drawing becomes drawling, window somehow manages to become windle

Very odd.

[No Contest]

Bollocks? What the hell is a bollock?
Mate? Thats what we call our significant others.
Wanker, we just say jackoff.
Punter? I still dont know what that means, is that a fooball term?
Taking the piss, we only do that in the bathroom.

[Ghost]

Bollocks? What the hell is a bollock?
Mate? Thats what we call our significant others.
Wanker, we just say jackoff.
Punter? I still dont know what that means, is that a fooball term?
Taking the piss, we only do that in the bathroom.

Punter = Bookie

Mate = Dam, can not remember your name today, after being on the piss last night.

Bollocks = Does not mean Sandra and most guys have two.

Wanker = Any one who drives a Porsche.

[Memphis]

Bollocks? What the hell is a bollock?
Mate? Thats what we call our significant others.
Wanker, we just say jackoff.
Punter? I still dont know what that means, is that a fooball term?
Taking the piss, we only do that in the bathroom.

Punter = Bookie

Mate = Dam, can not remember your name today, after being on the piss last night.

Bollocks = Does not mean Sandra and most guys have two.

Wanker = Any one who drives a Porsche.

Punter means customer, we are saddo's punters. I suppose it comes from gambling, someone willing to have a punt.

[donnydarkoIRL]

Things Irish People Say....
Now you're sucking diesel;
That is quite a satisfactory result, I am pleased with your progress
That fella is rare as a bottle of crisps;
That gentleman is rather strange or unusual
I was langers and pissed all over my tackies
I was heavily intoxicated and urinated on my own footwear
C'mere and shut your mouth when you're talking to me;
If you wouldn't mind, I have an important opinion to voice
You're as useful as an Englishman with a hurley;
Your contribution to life is minimal, remove yourself from my presence

Weird things women say;
Its Fine
Its not fine/Its only fine if I come with you
She seems nice
Who is she? How do you now her? Is she prettier than me? IS SHE?!!!
Yes
No
Of Course
No
Maybe
No
I'm not sure
No