Weird things other people (in other countries) say

[No Contest]

Bollocks? What the hell is a bollock?
Mate? Thats what we call our significant others.
Wanker, we just say jackoff.
Punter? I still dont know what that means, is that a fooball term?
Taking the piss, we only do that in the bathroom.

[Ghost]

Bollocks? What the hell is a bollock?
Mate? Thats what we call our significant others.
Wanker, we just say jackoff.
Punter? I still dont know what that means, is that a fooball term?
Taking the piss, we only do that in the bathroom.

Punter = Bookie

Mate = Dam, can not remember your name today, after being on the piss last night.

Bollocks = Does not mean Sandra and most guys have two.

Wanker = Any one who drives a Porsche.

[Memphis]

Bollocks? What the hell is a bollock?
Mate? Thats what we call our significant others.
Wanker, we just say jackoff.
Punter? I still dont know what that means, is that a fooball term?
Taking the piss, we only do that in the bathroom.

Punter = Bookie

Mate = Dam, can not remember your name today, after being on the piss last night.

Bollocks = Does not mean Sandra and most guys have two.

Wanker = Any one who drives a Porsche.

Punter means customer, we are saddo's punters. I suppose it comes from gambling, someone willing to have a punt.

[donnydarkoIRL]

Things Irish People Say....
Now you're sucking diesel;
That is quite a satisfactory result, I am pleased with your progress
That fella is rare as a bottle of crisps;
That gentleman is rather strange or unusual
I was langers and pissed all over my tackies
I was heavily intoxicated and urinated on my own footwear
C'mere and shut your mouth when you're talking to me;
If you wouldn't mind, I have an important opinion to voice
You're as useful as an Englishman with a hurley;
Your contribution to life is minimal, remove yourself from my presence

Weird things women say;
Its Fine
Its not fine/Its only fine if I come with you
She seems nice
Who is she? How do you now her? Is she prettier than me? IS SHE?!!!
Yes
No
Of Course
No
Maybe
No
I'm not sure
No