Weird things other people (in other countries) say

[Ghost]

Bollocks? What the hell is a bollock?
Mate? Thats what we call our significant others.
Wanker, we just say jackoff.
Punter? I still dont know what that means, is that a fooball term?
Taking the piss, we only do that in the bathroom.

Punter = Bookie

Mate = Dam, can not remember your name today, after being on the piss last night.

Bollocks = Does not mean Sandra and most guys have two.

Wanker = Any one who drives a Porsche.