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Re: Valentine
Confirmed, you are a sick bastard...Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus
I'm sick of the double standards in my relationship.
The wife comes home with a rampant rabbit and she's a naughty fun girl with a new toy, but when i order a 240 volt fistmaster 5000 latex pussy with realistic elasticated arsehole and spunk collection tray, then i'm some kind of sick bastard
Where did you buy this pussy from by the way??
~ He thinks he's a Tornado,,,... F'ckn real Tornado is comin'...! ~Hidden Content
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Re: Valentine
FistmasterYeah so is that on Amazon or sumink?
My Mrs has just gone to New York for a few days, her friend is over there on business so she pretty much got a free trip to New York handed in her lap.
I've taken a few days off work at a cost of a few hundred quid to make sure her son gets to school and eats and shit, but apparently its the act of buying a £1.50 card from Wilkinsons and scribblibng I love you in it that really shows I care?
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
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