Yep, settle down and put the kettle on!Originally Posted by katfight
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Yep, settle down and put the kettle on!
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"At the end of the day" and "It is what it is" are two of my least favorites, especially when used together.
And the word "veggies" absolutely grinds my gears. Grounds for a fist fight.
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haha I agree with the comments about annoying sayings.
'At the end of the day, it is what it is, if it's part of God's plan you know what I mean?' would be the most annoying, meaningless statement that someone could utter.
Which I why I cringe every time Paul Williams gets interviewed on HBO.
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Boxers are often awful when faced with a microphone, I guess that is why they punch people in the face for a living. They rarely knock you out with their words. At least 70% of all boxers go into the 'god speech' and it just makes me want to read some Richard Dawkins.
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I don't really see the point of interviewing any sports stars. You can just do the interview in your head it's so fucking banal.Boxers are often awful when faced with a microphone, I guess that is why they punch people in the face for a living. They rarely knock you out with their words. At least 70% of all boxers go into the 'god speech' and it just makes me want to read some Richard Dawkins.
'Well Larry first of all I want to thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ. You know Larry I just did what I had to do you, x is a hell of a fighter you know, and I knew that if I was going to win I would have to bring my A game and do what I do you know. And that's what I did, I really turned it on tonight you know, I brought my A game and when I do what I do I believe I can beat anybody. Yes I thought I was going to knock him out, but you know what he's a really tough fighter man and you know... but praise be to my lord and saviour Jesus Christ who gave me the power to bring this belt home you know.
Of course the losing speech is even more cut and paste, consisting of not being able to get punches off, headbutts, a drawing board and it all being part of God's plan.
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True, you can look at the fighter and be 90% correct in predicting what they will say. It's all very cut and paste. Maybe a new fighter will take a couple of fights to work out, but once it's done you have a career mapped out. You just need to make exceptions between the wins and the losses.I don't really see the point of interviewing any sports stars. You can just do the interview in your head it's so fucking banal.Boxers are often awful when faced with a microphone, I guess that is why they punch people in the face for a living. They rarely knock you out with their words. At least 70% of all boxers go into the 'god speech' and it just makes me want to read some Richard Dawkins.
'Well Larry first of all I want to thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ. You know Larry I just did what I had to do you, x is a hell of a fighter you know, and I knew that if I was going to win I would have to bring my A game and do what I do you know. And that's what I did, I really turned it on tonight you know, I brought my A game and when I do what I do I believe I can beat anybody. Yes I thought I was going to knock him out, but you know what he's a really tough fighter man and you know... but praise be to my lord and saviour Jesus Christ who gave me the power to bring this belt home you know.
Of course the losing speech is even more cut and paste, consisting of not being able to get punches off, headbutts, a drawing board and it all being part of God's plan.
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You forgot to go away and speak to your team and family.I don't really see the point of interviewing any sports stars. You can just do the interview in your head it's so fucking banal.Boxers are often awful when faced with a microphone, I guess that is why they punch people in the face for a living. They rarely knock you out with their words. At least 70% of all boxers go into the 'god speech' and it just makes me want to read some Richard Dawkins.
'Well Larry first of all I want to thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ. You know Larry I just did what I had to do you, x is a hell of a fighter you know, and I knew that if I was going to win I would have to bring my A game and do what I do you know. And that's what I did, I really turned it on tonight you know, I brought my A game and when I do what I do I believe I can beat anybody. Yes I thought I was going to knock him out, but you know what he's a really tough fighter man and you know... but praise be to my lord and saviour Jesus Christ who gave me the power to bring this belt home you know.
Of course the losing speech is even more cut and paste, consisting of not being able to get punches off, headbutts, a drawing board and it all being part of God's plan.
When God said to the both of us "Which one of you wants to be Sugar Ray?" I guess I didnt raise my hand fast enough
Charley Burley
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To be fair only the most articulate and erudite of boxers use all five points. Most just use 3 and repeat them.You forgot to go away and speak to your team and family.I don't really see the point of interviewing any sports stars. You can just do the interview in your head it's so fucking banal.Boxers are often awful when faced with a microphone, I guess that is why they punch people in the face for a living. They rarely knock you out with their words. At least 70% of all boxers go into the 'god speech' and it just makes me want to read some Richard Dawkins.
'Well Larry first of all I want to thank my lord and saviour Jesus Christ. You know Larry I just did what I had to do you, x is a hell of a fighter you know, and I knew that if I was going to win I would have to bring my A game and do what I do you know. And that's what I did, I really turned it on tonight you know, I brought my A game and when I do what I do I believe I can beat anybody. Yes I thought I was going to knock him out, but you know what he's a really tough fighter man and you know... but praise be to my lord and saviour Jesus Christ who gave me the power to bring this belt home you know.
Of course the losing speech is even more cut and paste, consisting of not being able to get punches off, headbutts, a drawing board and it all being part of God's plan.
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A funny bit by George Carlin,RIP, he says"you never see them blaming god when they mess up though." Oh, well I was going to score that touchdown, if God hadn't tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage." Another one, this worlds going down the tubes.......What tubes? I am guilty of saying IMO because nobody else usually has that opinion. As far as lol, even worse I've heard rofl, pronounced roffle. Nobody ever fucking rolls on the floor laughing.Boxers are often awful when faced with a microphone, I guess that is why they punch people in the face for a living. They rarely knock you out with their words. At least 70% of all boxers go into the 'god speech' and it just makes me want to read some Richard Dawkins.
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Anyone who uses pmsl deserves to die.
I've even noticed the big boss man Saddo use it from time to time. Very sad, very sad indeed
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Anyone who uses pmsl deserves to die.
I've even noticed the big boss man Saddo use it from time to time. Very sad, very sad indeed
don't know what that one means.
"If there's a better chin in the world than Pryor's, it has to be on Mount Rushmore." -Pat Putnam.
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